December 2009
There's no place like home for the holidays.
P.S. I’M GETTING A WHITE CHRISTMAS!!!!!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS Y’ALL!!!
thedailywhat:
Late Night With Jimmy Fallon: Jimmy and The Muppets perform a permasmile-inducing rendition of “The 12 Days of Christmas,” accompanied by The Roots and the incessant squeeing of your inner-child.
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Thank you, screensaver that popped up while I thought I was doing work, for...
– Jimmy Fallon
Thank you, the light bulb that’s been out in my house for the last two...
– Jimmy Fallon
Thank you, the word moist, for being the worst word ever. I think I speak for...
– Jimmy Fallon
P.S. I’m watching clips of Jimmy writing Thank You notes while writing my Christmas cards, hence the influx of Jimmy quotes on here.
Thank you, Yes I agree to the terms and conditions of service box I have to...
– Jimmy Fallon
Thank you, pizza box for being impossible to dispose of. Thank you for not...
– Jimmy Fallon
Thank you, friend who gives me a Christmas CD on Christmas. Great timing,...
– Jimmy Fallon
So, Burger King has Funnel Cake Sticks now. . . →
I kind of want to try them.
We so sound like teenage girls right now.
– Laura Beth (as we spent our Friday night discussing Kevin Jonas’ upcoming nuptials)
Best Year Ever > That Really Happened?
I know that it’s some of the same people, but it’s just not the same.
Way to ruin a good thing, VH1.
My Best Christmas Present of All-Time
Without a doubty favorite Christmas present of all-time was My Magic Diary:
I think it was the best because I wanted it the most. I can’t even explain how much I wanted this to be a part of my life.
In retrospect, it probably doesn’t seem as cool, but man oh man, it was great then. Some of the features I remember are the address book where you could make pictures of the people...
You've Got Mail gets me every time.
Seriously, EVERY time that it’s on TV, it’s like the world stops. I just sit and watch as if I’ve never seen it before. Ridiculous. But I love it.
Remembering that I’ll be dead soon is the most important tool I’ve ever...
– Steve Jobs, Stanford Commecement Speech, 2005 (via dancetoomuchbootyinthepants) (via delbertshoopman)
Watching The O.C.'s Chrismukkah episode on hulu...
Don’t mind if I do.
The Sing-Off
Hosted By:
Featuring Judges:
AND
(Nicole from The Pussycat Dolls is probably the least exciting person in the bunch. And does everyone except me always forget she was in Eden’s Crush first?)
AND
I’m thinking this is a recipe for AWESOME.
Turner Gill, I like you already. →
"Because, it's what Jesus would freakin do!!!" -...
Hands down, this is my favorite Grey’s quote of all-time.
Fact: I have swine flu.
Fact: You don’t have to call it H1N1 when you have it. You get to call it whatever you want.
Fact: It’s miserable.
Thank you the choice between the sofa bed and the aero bed at my parent’s...
– Jimmy Fallon
Nobody’s asked me if I was interested.
– Bill Self on the Kansas football coaching vacancy (via thertc) (via kristenfromkansas)
going back to the corner where I first saw you
gonna camp in my sleeping bag...
– Script. “The Man Who Can’t Be Moved”
Dear Miley Cyrus, STOP. Love, Andrea →