December 2011
Why hello, Christmas Break.
Dec 22nd
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Fun Fact - Sitting on your couch watching Top...
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Dec 21st
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This is. . . (wait for it). . . American Idol.
So, I’ve had this random email in my drafts file for a long time. In said email, there is a random string of numbers, but I can’t remember what they mean. Last night, I googled these numbers to see if maybe there was some connection. You know what they were? Numbers to vote on American Idol. Sometimes I amaze even myself.
Dec 16th
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Dec 14th
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Tuesday
Things are ridiculously slow around my office right now, and I needed to feel like I was being somewhat productive. That said, I may have written to “schedule an appointment” on my to-do list just as I was on the phone scheduling my appointment just so I could feel like I made some sort of life progress today as I checked that off my list.
Dec 13th
Dec 13th
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WatchWatch
thedailywhat: TV Show Promo of the Day: First official teaser supertrailer for the season 6 premiere of 30 Rock. Airs January 12th @ 8/7c wherever NBC is shown (except maybe American Airlines’ in-flight entertainment console).  [aoltv / popculturebrain / splitsider.] This. This! THIS!!! I can’t waaaaaaaaait!!!!
Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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I totally had the cuuuuuuutest Christmas dress...
But Target doesn’t have it in my size. Then, I thought maybe I could squeeze into a smaller size to make it happen. So, I tried that. Those were also not available in my size. This is yet another episode of “Andrea Whines about Online Shopping.”
Dec 13th
Also, if you have 2352352435 colors of a shirt,...
This has been another edition of “Andrea Vents about Online Shopping.” Until our next episode… 
Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
That moment when you get really excited because...
Then, you click on said deal, and you realize the only reason it’s on sale is because the only two sizes left are XXXXXXS and XXXXXXL. That gets me every time. EVERY TIME.
Dec 12th
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Dec 9th
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“I for one am offended by those who would condemn the Christmas lifestyle. They...”
– STEPHEN COLBERT, mocking Rick Perry’s homophobic “not ashamed to be a Christian” ad — almost 346,000 dislikes, BTW — on The Colbert REport (via inothernews)
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Dec 8th
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That thing where you take the elevator up one...
Dec 7th
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Do you ever wear something to work and decide halfway through the day that you aren’t a fan of the outfit anymore and won’t be wearing it again, and once you change out of it, it will go immediately into your clothing donation pile? Today is one of those days.
Dec 6th
Important Life Update
For pretty much forever, “America” has been my absolute favorite Neil Diamond song. However, I think “Forever in Blue Jeans” might actually be my favorite now. Wow, right? You can now resume your normal daily activities.
Dec 6th
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“Thank you other people’s showers for being so much more difficult to...”
– Jimmy Fallon
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That thing where you reference a really funny...
That just happened. Also, does anyone know where I can find the Justin Long interview from Jimmy Kimmel where he talks about that time he pretended to be a tween for a few months. It’s from August 2010, and it’s internet presence eludes me.
Dec 1st
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8:48
That’s what time my phone said this morning when I woke up. I’m supposed to be at work at 9:00, so seeing this number threw me into quite the panic. I immediately texted the administrative assistant in the office to let her know I’d be at least 30 minutes late. Then, I looked at the clock on my TV. It said 7:53. This meant my alarm STILL didn’t go off for some reason, but...
Dec 1st